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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered.
'The rifle is not loaded.'
'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back.
'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!'
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, 'We've been hunting all day. We've shot at five deer - and not hit one!'
'OK. Let's miss two more and then head back to camp,' said Bob.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
What is the best way to hunt bear?
With your clothes off
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