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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
A golden receiver!
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
Did you hear about the bear hunter?
Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to
speak to him!
"Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter," said the bear.
Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, "I want a fur coat."
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